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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 08:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

USMNT vs. Türkiye: Starting XI & Lineup Notes - US Soccer

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Diddy trial day 18 recap: 2nd Combs victim concludes 'humiliating' cross-examination - ABC News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

No way

A Manson Family member was recommended for parole again. But she's not free just yet - NPR

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World available today - My Nintendo News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Earth’s Magnetic Field Failed 41,000 Years Ago – The Catastrophic Event That Altered Human Evolution Forever - Indian Defence Review

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

share office space ...

This crab emits light from its forehead, and scientists have tried to figure out why. - Farmingdale Observer

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do scientists behave?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

FDA chief wary of federal recommendations for Covid-19 vaccines - Politico

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why does NASA's Perseverance rover keep taking pictures of this maze on Mars? - Space